Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Therapy Question

There is a therapeutic question that goes: If your house were on fire and you could only grab 3 things on the way out (THINGS NOT PEOPLE) , what would you grab?

This happened to me in REAL LIFE. My furnace was on the brink of exploding. I have a terrific BFF who used her powers to force me to leave. As I loaded my my dog into the car, and narrowed my handbag collection down to the minimum as to fit into my trunk. I can't remember the third item, but I'd love to hear yours.

What Goes Around Comes Back Around

Round and round it goes,
where it stops?
Nobody knows
Its enough to drive you
CRAZY
if you let it.
I am in that quandary where individuals come in and out of my life as if I have a revolving door. One month it's my ex-husband. The following month, my college sweetheart. Not to be outdone, the commitment-phobe who can't maintain contact with me for more than 4 months; Mr. "Perfect on Paper."
I have arrived at the conclusion that I must have a sign on my forehead, only visible to men that reads: Y'ALL COME BACK NOW YA HEAR!
The dilemma remains: How to close the door to the USUAL SUSPECTS, so that THE BOSS can come in unencumbered....If I knew the answer, I would not be on this blog.